23 April, 2005

the power of four!

Every once in a while these four words pop into my mind, namely; 'It's not worth it!'
Needless to say, I am profoundly moved by the power in these words, and the effect it has on people. So go ahead, and make the world a better place to live in! Let no one toil labouriously at their work. Tell them these four words, and they shall forget all their worries and they shall come after you like no one's ever come after you. Still reading this, eh?? Well, guess what? It's not worth it!

21 April, 2005

Reality & mustard

The more I think about it, the more it seems that the only worthwhile thing to do now days is to become part of some reality show: have a couple of bugs, some roaches if you please (with a dash of mustard)*, get your brains knocked out by some 15 others, walk phantom-like about the house shouting 'Shaaaaaaaaron' at random intervals, etc etc... But the one show that stands out amongst the plethora of these reality shows is The Most Amazing Race. Sheer brilliance. Oh, what I would give to be on that show! I don't suppose anyone knows how one can apply to be on it. Even Google came up with no answer (other than some race for the Kentucky Kindergarten Kids, dubbed as The Most Amazing Race!)

*=Scientific test have proved that there is nothing in this world that cannot be made edible instantly with a dash of mustard. Removing the double negation, it quite simply means 'have mustard, will eat'.